Disclaimer: This is supposed to be a humorous attempt to show how the media can make anything into racial event.

Americans, we have been faced by the greatest form of racism the world has ever known with the onset of the H1N1 virus.  This virus was created by white males in their attempt to get the West Nile virus off the news.  As most of you have probably noticed that six months ago the West Nile virus was the worst disease in history if you were to watch the news media.  Now the West Nile has taken a back seat to the new swine flu, or H1N1.  Experts are beginning to see a racial component to the proliferation of the swine flu.  The swine flu is deliberately attacking blacks and Mexicans and must be stopped.  Just read this story from the objective MSNBC.  The fair and balanced reporting of the Los Angeles Times also echoes the horror imposed on our brothers and sisters of color.  The Boston Globe is also among the many that are shining a light on this E-VIL virus attacking minorities.  Just search the Internet for “Swine Flu and Minorities” and you will see that I am not making this up.  I have even heard reports that a swine flu virus molecule was seen under a microscope wearing a white hood dancing around a camp fire. 

The swine flu is single handedly responsible for the growth of right wing malitias around the United States.  Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are out trying to advocate the mass spreading of this racist disease.  Talk radio is the avenue that has been used to spread this disease as scientists have discovered how flu molecules can attach themselves to radio signals infecting entire black families.  If this swine flu is not stopped soon, the only people that will be left will be anglo-saxon males.  The last statement was not a mistake as this virus also attacks women as well.  The West Nile virus was a predominately white disease and for this reason, executives in smoke filled rooms have conspired to bury this story while engaging in the proliferation of the H1N1.  As if this was not enough, it has recently been discovered that union workers are more than twice as likely to get the swine flu than non union workers. 

Americans, I plead with you to write your Congress person to address this right wing disease aimed at hurting black union workers.  The seriousness of this crisis cannot be overstated.  African American children are being left orphaned and homeless as a result of this racist, and dare I say E-VIL disease.  Do your part to stand up and take a stand to right this wrong.  Your neighbor of color is depending on your action.  If you have any compassion at all, you must take a stand and do your part to stamp out this racist that plagues this nation.  The very lives and careers of your neighbors are at stake.